I Plowed The Leprechaun

You find a fortunate gold coin under a rainbow and all of a sudden a steamy teenage leprechaun shows up. She offers to grant you some desires. You ask for the first-ever 2 and pummels them up. Pummel you leprechaun stunner! She takes that literally and you get your final fantasy. Just make sure to leave her with a lil' irish creme before you complete.